so, if you read the title of the blog, you will probably guess that my name is stephanie.
stephanie is a name commonly given to girls. i am cis, which means i identify with the gender i was assigned at birth, which is female.
for my entire life, i've looked in the mirror, and felt like i was perfect, except for one thing. but i was never able to put my finger on that one thing, until around january 2020...
then i realised that the thing that's wrong with me is my shoulders. they're too fucking wide.
i could just eat a lot to get a bunch of body fat in my hips, but i have too much body fat, and if i got my hips wide enough to balance out the size of my shoulders, my hips would be fucking wide. too wide.
so what's my solution?
a) plastic surgery - which knowing my luck, will get botched
b) suicide - everything i do fails, so a failed suicide attempt will turn me into a vegetable.
so, i have no solution. fucking great.
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